January 2012
Some people are in 2012 right now while im just...
youarehypnotisingme:
December 2011
l-o-v-e-you:
So.. I’ve been having the worst night.
BUT this cheered me up. Like I’m in tears, like omg. this is amazing.
But seriously.. what did I just watch.. like wth… lol..
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
Stupid cunt: I'm going to kill myself I'm so sick of life my parents didn't buy me that $6,000 camera that I wanted seriously good bye world :'(
Everyone: Your parents are stupid I'm so sorry don't kill yourself please :(
Me: My parents just died and my dog ran away and I just really need a friend right no---
Everyone: Seriously just shut the fuck up no one cares stop seeking for attention
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Reblog , and watch the followers grow.
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
That moment when someone on the other side of the... →
They’re like:
I am like:
Goodnight routine on the tour bus
Niall: Good night Louis
Louis: Good night Niall
Harry: Good night Boo Bear, night Niall
Niall&Louis: Good niggggght
Liam: Sleep tight Niall and Lou
Louis: Goodie night
Niall: nighterz
Liam: Good night Hazza
Harry: don't let the bed bugs bite
Louis: Oh good night Harold
Harry: Good night LouLou
Louis: Good night dollface
Harry: Good night muffinbottom
Louis: Good night sugarlips
Harry: Good night my love
Louis: Good night sexy
Harry: Good night wife
Louis: Good night husband
Harry: Good night baby mama
Louis: Good night daddy baby
Harry: I'll see you in the morning *le makes kissing sound*
Louis: you can't see me right now because my curtain is closed... but i'm smiling
Harry: I like knowing I can make you smile.
Louis: D'aweee. Sleep tight HarHar
Harry: Night night LouLou
Louis: Night spider monkey
Harry: Good night seductive unicorn
Zayn: OH MY GOD LET ME SLEEP11!!1
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Harry: Good night sex lord
Louis: Good n- oh come on! you know i can't top 'sex lord'...
Niall: Sorry guys....
Louis: Huh?
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis:
Liam: oh goddddddddddd...
Harry: Wait what happened?
Louis: GOD NIALL WHAT DID YOU EAT
Zayn: *Groans loudly into his pillow* Every. Damn. Night.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
confessionsofanonlychild:
megalovesit:
radiobread4:
vocaroo:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
WHAT
okay that’s it the internet has...